Mind-Melting Demo Disasters

We're an indie label digging through years of demo backlogs day by day. These are some of the choicest gems we've received.
We know that some people worked very hard on these, but also that sometimes, things just don't succeed. Even the best artists admit that. We do our best to keep everyone anonymous, but if this is your track and you think we're harsh, let us know, and we'll take it down.
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Aug 05
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After letting my “tumblarity” fall to 0, I’m back from vacation with a vengeance.

You see, the problem was not only vacation, but that most of the demos lately just haven’t been THAT terrible. But then a track came up today that’s pretty effing bad, so we’re delivering.

Basically, today’s cut is Kokomo lite - all the schlock and bad rhymes without any of the 80s Beach Boys or John Stamos. Also, it features such rhymes as ocean/slow motion and waves/DAY(v)S - and that’s before the first chorus.

This jam’s got an air of faux-wistfulness with a “caribbean” beat. For the record, on the front of the CD it’s noted that this is recorded at the artist’s home - in case you couldn’t tell. (zing!)

Ugh, this song. I’m bored even typing about it.

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