We’re equal opportunity here. Lately, we’ve had songs about ladies protectin’ themselves from UTIs, and about how to teach yer kids about mommy and daddy’s private times, so how about a classic track for the gents?
I present, for your consideration, this mouth harpin’, banjoed-out gem about the joys of self-discovery, and “keepin’ your hands off your pee pee.” This song also features a lot of questionable adult/young adult/children relationships - it’s like a Penthouse forum letter that can get you arrested - or at least probably should. Oh, and hey - the narrator regularly gets tested to make “sure he don’t have AIDS,” and he knows he should use condoms, but he “ran out yesterday.” A model citizen, this one.
But seriously folks, when was the last time you heard the phrase “muff dive” - esp. in a song?
