Mind-Melting Demo Disasters

We're an indie label digging through years of demo backlogs day by day. These are some of the choicest gems we've received.
We know that some people worked very hard on these, but also that sometimes, things just don't succeed. Even the best artists admit that. We do our best to keep everyone anonymous, but if this is your track and you think we're harsh, let us know, and we'll take it down.
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Jun 09
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Sell me, sell me!

Bonus for the day, an email from a band that wanted to “get us interested.”

Sure, English isn’t their first language, and that’s OK. We hope we don’t get caught w/ our pants down when Brooklyn “Sprak Sprak” is the hot sound in 2 years.

Hello! My name is [REDACTED], a musician who use to perform with a typical experimental-, electroacoustic music. All made out in the fiction language so called “Sprak språk”..A mixture of forgotten dialect´s, japanese palindrom. Word´s with sour-, sweat- and sometimes even salty in the taste betwean… Surrounded of candysound´s, to the beat of drumming the piano… Last week I finished the first process with all recording work in my studio for the really first album. And are now surshing for the right label, where the individual sound threw music is prefered. So when you have made a picture out of what´s it all about and if it feel´s like you are having the same cind of audience, the easiest way to get me is by mail. Or just make a call, and we can talk more about it afterward´s.”

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