So, like, long time no see and stuff. What can we say? We’re busy.
We did get this demo, though, that we couldn’t NOT pass on. Actually, it was three demos, all in one envelope, with a professionally bound 8.5 x 11 book of lyrics for all the songs featured. Flipping through, it’s your standard crap, with the exclusion of one track that we just had to check out. It’s called “Looney Tune” and the lyrics are below. Forewarning: I wouldn’t buy your mom this track for her new iPod.
Looney Tune (note: all grammatical mistakes theirs.)
V1: Tin Man… you got no heart… Scare crow… went and fell apart… Lion … to yourself… For a farm girl … to put you up on a shelf
CHORUS 1: Bow before the Wizard of Oz You’ll be perfect for a new set of flaws Got your back until you need a brace Then he’ll cum and wipe that look off your face
V2: Peter Pan… is old and grey… Snow White… drifted away… Pooh Bear… lost his stuff… Big Bird… came out too tough
CHORUS 2: They ratted out the cat in the hat Now, why’d they wanna go and do that Little Red was ridin’ me in the hood… She gave me splinters from Pinochio’s wood
V3: He Man… came out gay Blondie… such an awful lay Pig Pen… snuffed out Puff Smurfette… got a big blue muff
CHORUS 3: Porky Pigg is out of his head Caught his wife with G.I. Joe in the bed Drinkin’ liquor with Yosemite Same Killed ‘em dead like he did Charlie in ‘Nam
CHORUS 4: Elmer Fudd got strung out free-basing quack The Little Engine couldn’t track down more smack Tweetie’s puddy and your woody should meet Cuz he’s pimping down on Sesame Street